…about me.

1. I am an elvish viking empress.
2. I used to be a pirate, too, but that was before pirates got all popular.
3. Starbucks coffee-houses and I have a love-hate relationship.
4. I tend to dislike popular and mainstream stuff.
5. Dictionaries are one of the few things that I really love.
6. Photography is another.
7. I spontaneously break into fits of giggling. Even when not drunk.
8. Birds are one of my biggest annoyances.
9. I love vodka, but I hate whiskey.
10. But that’s isn’t a reason for me not to sing Whiskey in the Jar at the top of my lungs.
11. I love the colour purple.
12. However, nothing pwns black. Black isn’t a colour though.
13. One day, I’ll leave this country. I’ll probably move to Finland or the UK.
14. I represent randomness in its purest form.
15. Apparently, Manowar make me cry when fuddled.
16. My brain is completely incapable of remembering anything useful for mankind.
17. However, it tends to remember tonnes of weird things and useless trivia.
18. Quod erat demonstrandum!
19. I have a really good joke to tell right now, but nobody to say it to.
20. I am keen on learning new Finnish, German and British slang words. Das ist ja geil!